stop it Neiman Marcus with your mini Marc Jacobs... →
please let me maintain some sense of reasonableness when I have children, because otherwise, this is what they will be wearing on the playground
There is a LeSportsac sample sale next weekend. Metropolitan Pavillion. I need a job for many reasons (sanity, cash, a feeling of purpose, the need to wear my cute clothes, growing tired of daytime TV, health insurance), but one in particular has catapulted to the top of the list: the need to not feel like a bad person who will soon go broke because I have spent hundreds of dollars on...
try to deny this is an amazing song - dare you
Her hairline is gorgeous all around.– Maryann, my Bumble girl. You can start forming an orderly line, boys. I know that is precisely what you’ve been searching for in a woman. PS I got bangs - my hair is so now. NAME THAT MOVIE.
I wanted to add some intense commentary on his current hair situation, but then I got all distracted by IMDB facts when confirming whether it was “Zach” or “Zack”… He dated Lisa Turtle in real life (?!) He speaks fluent Dutch. Nickname: M-P That’s Gosselaar with two A’s.
big time Monday TV review
(only because it’s socially acceptable to say you sat in front of the TV on a Monday night - otherwise, I watch no TV - too many important social activities, got it?) first off, thank you DVR for remembering to tape Gossip Girl as I wasn’t home early enough and also convinced myself it was on at 9 Gossip Girl = so amusing that first Hills scene with LC talking with Whit-nay about...
our new comedian boyfriend LOVE that one of the tags is “whateva whateva”
Dashboard Confessional - Age Six Racer a little...
if my Dad had a brother, I'd like to think they'd... →
Maybe my sister and I could work something like this for a holiday portrait gift for him? That might be amazing.
Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion
is on right now… I’m trying very hard to disregard that this is all about them going to their 10th high school reunion, because there is no way that where they are in this movie is where I am now. Except they completely are — down to me being unemployed like Michelle, inflecting like a valley girl, and having super cute clothes. I cannot be as old as they are. Also, -...
Hey Lo, you doing anything down there in Laguna? No? OK, well how’s about...– Gawker + The Hills commentary=all I need in life
your *N'Sync Update (by the only person who still...
By now it is probably old news, but I am way too excited Lance is going to be on Dancing With the Stars. I don’t really want to have to watch that show, but I love that he is on it. In related Lancifer news, everyone needs to watch the episode of Kathy Griffin’s show on Bravo where she goes to Australia, because he and Kathy go to the zoo and hang out with koala bears and it is...
Golden Girls is on back-to-back at 4 p.m. EST on Lifetime. I know it’s tempting, but please don’t rush into your boss’s office and resign. DVR was invented for a reason. Was seeing their house the highlight of your trip to MGM Studios too?