The good news:
While at the Salvation Army shopping for extra layers to keep me warm while waiting for the marathon to start on Staten Island I happened upon not just a plethora of Wu-Tang hoodies*, but also a Chanel skirt** for $4.99.
The bad news:
I got distracted and spent too much time in there and ended up with a parking ticket so it really actually cost me $29.99.
*Quasi-ironic that I was shopping for something to wear in their homeland of Shaolin when I came across these. There were so many of them.
**That is if it is authentic. They don’t bother making counterfeit bright red Chanel skirts, right? Just quilted white bags with patent leather Cs?