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the only times when I wear pants to work

  • the temperature “feels like” something under 15 degrees
  • I have some sort of running (or, formerly, roller derby) injury that involves my leg being wrapped up and I don’t feel like explaining myself (though me not showing up in a skirt elicits enough inquiries to basically defeat the purpose)
  • I am the victim of a self-tanning incident

Posted in as opposed to dresses and skirts shut up || home
  1. livemylove said: I am wearing pants today as well, and I feel all out of sorts. And - more importantly, these pants are not keeping me warm! I should have worn a dress + tights.
  2. melissanat posted this