Melissa likes to pretend you care

featuring: mostly things about which probably only I will be excited

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Also terribly important:

my improv team

my race results

Cinco de Manda decor transport circa two Sundays ago
(The internet will teach you how to make paper flowers but it will not teach you how best to schlep those flowers unharmed to your mom’s house for the party.)
Bridal-shower-throwing taught me that I may be able to fall back on crepe-paper flower and pinata making if need be, and that there is a reason most people just throw showers at restaurants. 

Cinco de Manda decor transport circa two Sundays ago

(The internet will teach you how to make paper flowers but it will not teach you how best to schlep those flowers unharmed to your mom’s house for the party.)

Bridal-shower-throwing taught me that I may be able to fall back on crepe-paper flower and pinata making if need be, and that there is a reason most people just throw showers at restaurants. 

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