go to the tops of all tall structures that allow it (permanent travel goal)
eat many crepes and all the bread and cheese and butter but magically not gain any weight because my sister’s wedding is two weeks after we get back and I imagine I may be in a few photos
bicycle rides
Versailles
Champagne tour
put four years of French class A+s to some sort of use (PS I am proof you can get straight As in a foreign language class and be able to cobble together only the weakest of sentences in that language.)
(let’s be real) manage at least one attractive, jealousy-inducing photo destined for my Facebook default (I’m awkwardly un-photogenic when it counts so this may require concerted effort.)
purchase something super compliment-able so that when people tell me they like it I can say “Thanks! I got it at a little shop in Paris.” #obnoxious
