Melissa likes to pretend you care

featuring: mostly things about which probably only I will be excited

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Also terribly important:

my 101 things in 1001 days list

my race results

this cookie dough dip is no joke

Do yourself a favor and make this immediately, provided you have people whom to share it, because otherwise there is a serious chance you may sit down with a spoon and consume it all on your own.